Hey. I'm Michael. And I'm still Michael. If you need anything, they don't call me the therapist for nothing. They... They don't ever call me the therapist at all...

nekokat42:

Kind of animated a moment from old stream (the one when Cry was drunk and played amnesia custom stories)

Enjoy x3

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kankristhighhighs:
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 


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mangocianamarch:

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darrynek:

niknak79:

One of us doesn’t belong here

i see it! on the right! that one is in chinese

darrynek:

niknak79:

One of us doesn’t belong here

i see it! on the right! that one is in chinese

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snapchatting:

romantic playlist for that special someone

  1. Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
  2. Pitbull just anything by Pitbull
  3. Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version)
  4. a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe 
  5. Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”

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whiteboywaves:

whiteboywaves:

Let me tell you a hilarious joke: so a black man raps and an Asian man and rice and Muslim terrorist HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY RIGHT I TOLD YOU!!!!

100,000 NOTES HERE I COME

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orelpuppington:

i dont think nick actually understands memes

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sniffling:

are you sure

sniffling:

are you sure

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iamthemeep:

kyrianne:

If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.

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It’ll make everything better.

The da vinci load

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