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lsdzeppelin:

bf: babe eat my ass

me: 

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honeysweetiepie:

guru—guru:

heroesofhyrule:

links-butt:

hyliaschosenhero:

THERE WAS A LEAK BUT 

LOOK AT THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO IS GONNA TALK ABOUT AT THIS YEAR’S E3

Nintendo Show Floor:

  • Bayonetta 2 (Wii U)
  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night 2 (3DS)
  • Hyrule Warriors (Wii U)
  • Mario Kart 8 (Wii U)
  • Monster Hunter 4: Ultimate (3DS)
  • Pokken Fighters (Wii U)
  • Sonic Boom (3DS/Wii U)
  • Super Smash Bros. U (Wii U)
  • Super Smash Bros 3D (3DS)
  • Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call (3DS)
  • The Legend of Zelda: Shard of Nightmare (Wii U)
  • Xenogears: Origins (Wii U)

YOU GUYS IM FREAKING OUT

Im IN CLASS AND I’M hyperventiLATING SHARD OF NIGHTMARE WHATAFDJDGSKDHSKSH,

OKAY LISTEN UP

Twilight Princess -> collect the mirror shards

mirror shards = mirror of twilight

The Legend of Zelda: Shard of Nightmare

I SAY THIS IS A TWILIGHT PRINCESS SEQUEL

DON’T FUCKING PLAY WITH MY HEART, NINTENDO.

I DONT EVEN CARE IF ITS A TWILIGHT PRINCESS SEQUEL OR NOT (even though that would make me happy) NEW ZELDA IS NEW ZELDA IM CRYING

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hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

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unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

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unamusedsloth:

"My school is starting to vote for student council, so everyone who is running has been putting up posters. Someone decided to run as Soviet Bear. Most of the posters were replies to the posters everyone else has started to put up.

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offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

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cryaotic:

I’m on it!

Hey guys.

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cryaotic:

peptobisbutt:

RAP GOD FOR THE LAST TIME LBKJAOLIKDSFR

Sp00n bb. You’ve made me proud.

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cryaotic:

Okay, I’m going to go record now.

Later nerds.

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gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

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