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mostly-jensen:

rawrimmadinosaur22:

Harry Potter is like a fine whisky; it gets better with age.

Sherlock is like heroin; everyone is itching for their next fix.

Doctor Who is like red wine; mature and has a big history.

Supernatural;

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  • romeo: im so sad
  • romeo: ill never be happy
  • romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
  • romeo: WHO DAT
  • romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
  • romeo: imma dance with her
  • romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
  • juliet: dafuq are you
  • romeo: shh *kiss*
  • juliet: :oo
  • *party over*
  • romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
  • romeo: LADY
  • romeo: HEY LADY
  • juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
  • romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
  • juliet: dont you think its too soon
  • romeo: idk
  • juliet: brb
  • romeo: k
  • juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
  • romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
  • *next day*
  • rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
  • friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
  • romeo: yeh
  • friar: ok fine ur married
  • rome and juli: yaaaay
  • *some time later*
  • tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
  • mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
  • tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
  • mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
  • romeo: hnnn
  • tybalt: ....
  • romeo HNNN
  • tybalt: ...
  • romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
  • tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
  • prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
  • romeo: i sorry
  • prince: no ur banished
  • romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
  • romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
  • friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
  • romeo: k *leaves*
  • juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
  • friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
  • juliet: ok
  • juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
  • nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
  • lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
  • nurse: k
  • juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
  • romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
  • romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
  • romeo: WHAT
  • romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
  • romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
  • romeo: *buys potion*
  • romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
  • romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
  • romeo: but im sure she is
  • romeo: *kiss juliet*
  • romeo: *drinks poison*
  • romeo: he ded
  • juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
  • juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
  • juliet: HE DED
  • juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
  • oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
  • friar: *comes in cell*
  • friar: uh oh
  • prince: WHAT DIS
  • CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  • LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  • MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
  • CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother
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vampmissedith:

When I was a freshman, my sister was in eighth grade. There was a boy in two of her periods who would ask her out every single day. (Third and seventh period, if I remember correctly.) All day during third and seventh she would repeatedly tell him no. She didn’t beat around the bush, she didn’t lie and say she was taken—she just said no.

One day, in third period, after being rejected several times, he said; “I have a gun in my locker. If you don’t say yes, I am going to shoot you in seventh.”

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lsdzeppelin:

bf: babe eat my ass

me: 

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honeysweetiepie:

guru—guru:

heroesofhyrule:

links-butt:

hyliaschosenhero:

THERE WAS A LEAK BUT 

LOOK AT THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO IS GONNA TALK ABOUT AT THIS YEAR’S E3

Nintendo Show Floor:

  • Bayonetta 2 (Wii U)
  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night 2 (3DS)
  • Hyrule Warriors (Wii U)
  • Mario Kart 8 (Wii U)
  • Monster Hunter 4: Ultimate (3DS)
  • Pokken Fighters (Wii U)
  • Sonic Boom (3DS/Wii U)
  • Super Smash Bros. U (Wii U)
  • Super Smash Bros 3D (3DS)
  • Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call (3DS)
  • The Legend of Zelda: Shard of Nightmare (Wii U)
  • Xenogears: Origins (Wii U)

YOU GUYS IM FREAKING OUT

Im IN CLASS AND I’M hyperventiLATING SHARD OF NIGHTMARE WHATAFDJDGSKDHSKSH,

OKAY LISTEN UP

Twilight Princess -> collect the mirror shards

mirror shards = mirror of twilight

The Legend of Zelda: Shard of Nightmare

I SAY THIS IS A TWILIGHT PRINCESS SEQUEL

DON’T FUCKING PLAY WITH MY HEART, NINTENDO.

I DONT EVEN CARE IF ITS A TWILIGHT PRINCESS SEQUEL OR NOT (even though that would make me happy) NEW ZELDA IS NEW ZELDA IM CRYING

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hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

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unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

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unamusedsloth:

"My school is starting to vote for student council, so everyone who is running has been putting up posters. Someone decided to run as Soviet Bear. Most of the posters were replies to the posters everyone else has started to put up.

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offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

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cryaotic:

I’m on it!

Hey guys.

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